Tix Lady is my alter ego. She blogs about what theatre goers say when they call her for Tix to Broadway Shows.

Ms. Customer: ‘Why are some seats more pricey than others?’
Tix Lady: ‘It depends on how far away you are.’                                      Ms. Customer: ‘I’m in New Jersey!
Mrs. Customer: ‘Are you sure these seats have a non obstetrics view of the stage?’ 😬

Theatre goers DO say the most astonishing things!  Visit my blog for more laughs!